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Profile
- Gender
- Man
- Looking For
- Woman
- Country
- United States
- Location
- Washington, Gig Harbor
- Marital Status
- Single
- Height
- 5 ft 11 in / 181-183 cm
- Body Type
- Average
- Race
- Caucasian
- Religion
- Ask Me
- Profession
- Student
About Me
the one for you?
I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I write awardwinning operas. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row. I cook 30minute brownies in 20 minutes. I am a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru. Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once singlehandedly defended a small village in the Amazon basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I am the subject of numerous documentaries. I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. I don't perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. Last summer I toured New Jersey with a traveling centrifugal force demonstration. My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles. I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Paradise lost, Moby Dick, and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I have performed several covert operations for the CIA. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. The laws of physics do not apply to me. I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in fullcontact origami. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life, but forgot to write it down. I have won bullfights in San Juan, cliffdiving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the Kremlin. I have played Hamlet, I have performed openheart surgery, and I have spoken with Elvis. ask anything ya want!
sane, funny, attractive, pretty much what anyone wants...
I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I write awardwinning operas. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row. I cook 30minute brownies in 20 minutes. I am a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru. Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once singlehandedly defended a small village in the Amazon basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I am the subject of numerous documentaries. I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. I don't perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. Last summer I toured New Jersey with a traveling centrifugal force demonstration. My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles. I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Paradise lost, Moby Dick, and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I have performed several covert operations for the CIA. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. The laws of physics do not apply to me. I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in fullcontact origami. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life, but forgot to write it down. I have won bullfights in San Juan, cliffdiving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the Kremlin. I have played Hamlet, I have performed openheart surgery, and I have spoken with Elvis. ask anything ya want!
sane, funny, attractive, pretty much what anyone wants...
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