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- Gender
- Man
- Looking For
- Woman
- Country
- United Kingdom
- Location
- Hertfordshire, Stevenage
- Marital Status
- Divorced
- Height
- 5 ft 10 in / 179-180 cm
- Body Type
- Athletic
- Race
- Caucasian
- Religion
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About Me
I seem to think we've met before, but I may have been dreaming
things that do not make sense on my profile questionaire.The ability to fly. which I can already do, it's called a plane.Xray vision, especially when it comes to clothes. I enjoy actually taking them off.The ability to see into the future. I can do that too, I use a calender, filofax and schedule.Superstrength. I can break most objects, mostly accidental.The ability to be invisible. been there done that, it's called being at school.Superspeed. that's easy, I drop a bag of flour, you can't see me for dust.Indestructible/Immortal. yes I can spell those.The ability to travel through time. every time I see someone I've pissed off, I travel back to the time I did that, it's called memories.The ability to change your shape. It depends on whether I've eaten too much or not enough.The ability to talk to animals. I often kick it and tell it to fuck off.Superhearing. sorry could you repeat that.I just want to wear tights and a cape. I have a red pair of pants and a table cloth, I'm good.
I'm looking for a sexy woman who knows how to have fun
things that do not make sense on my profile questionaire.The ability to fly. which I can already do, it's called a plane.Xray vision, especially when it comes to clothes. I enjoy actually taking them off.The ability to see into the future. I can do that too, I use a calender, filofax and schedule.Superstrength. I can break most objects, mostly accidental.The ability to be invisible. been there done that, it's called being at school.Superspeed. that's easy, I drop a bag of flour, you can't see me for dust.Indestructible/Immortal. yes I can spell those.The ability to travel through time. every time I see someone I've pissed off, I travel back to the time I did that, it's called memories.The ability to change your shape. It depends on whether I've eaten too much or not enough.The ability to talk to animals. I often kick it and tell it to fuck off.Superhearing. sorry could you repeat that.I just want to wear tights and a cape. I have a red pair of pants and a table cloth, I'm good.
I'm looking for a sexy woman who knows how to have fun
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