Lately, it seems as though I'm a prime piece of meat, in a vegetarian world.
Oh what a tangled web we weave; when first we practice to conceive! I've got dark brown eyes and hair, and usually have a beard and mustache. I enjoy traveling and visit all sorts of places. I'm very sarcastic, but goodnatured and quick to laugh. My style of humor is an acquired taste. And if I tease you, it's simply one of my ways of flirting.Now, if you're desiring a Brad Pitt... sorry, that's not me. I'm more along the lines of a Kevin James. That's not to say that I don't play sports, I've always just been bigboned.
I'm looking for someone who is wanting to have a good time above all else. Whatever that might be. I'm not looking to get with every woman I meet. It is about quality, not quantity, with me. You know, the whole friends with benefits thing. Attraction is hard for me to define. It isn't her hair, ass, eyes or tits alone that turn me on. It's how everything fits together and the personality that drives her. That's what gets me all revvedup. So, if you can handle hairy nuts, a beerbelly and sweet nothings such as, 'Oh, we gotta move my leg is starting cramp', whispered in your ear. Well then, I might just be your type of guy.Adios.