handyman9876a 69 years old, Man, Live in Illinois

Gender

Man

Looking For

Woman

Country

United States

Location

Illinois, Carol Stream

Marital Status

Attached

Height

6 ft 1 in / 186-188 cm

Body Type

Large

Race

Caucasian

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the one your mother warned you about...
Difficult to know what to say in a description. I always feel like a used car salesman trying to unload a '59 Edsel. I'm the "Thank God ,there's something in the glass" type of guy. If you're the kind of woman that looks at the glass as half full and ponders .. "Where the hell did I leave that pitcher of margheritas", then your my kind of woman. Honesty and humor are what I live by. I'm a truely nice person.... just ask my cat. What the picture doesn't show is the 'kid' inside me that's driving me forward. Age, mileage, and gravity have , however, taken toll on the vehicle he's driving... namely ME. I do bring experience to the party tho... great kisser, love giving oral, and actually caring about my partners satisfaction. I enjoy giving long slow massages... Which is very nice for you and provides me with gratuitous nudity.. lol
.This is the easy part.. I'm looking for you. You're intelligent, quick to smile, love humor, and honesty. You're on this site because you want more in your life than a TV guide and a blockbuster movie on Saturday night. You're looking for a friend first and hoping for that chemistry drawing us to each other so that the fantasy you've had for so long will finally be a reality. Like me, you want no strings, no baggage, and something that just might be long term. One night stands are just as unappealing to you as to me. If you're not a member of this site, and able to write to me direct, just give me a wink and I will respond.