I'm the shit
I'm not a pornstar, but I fuck like one. I have a silver tongue, making it useful in more than one way. Sadly, I have an empty wallet, so all any of you fine ladies will be getting for the next couple of weeks are winks. It's not that I don't want your hotbody, it's just that I can't afford to tell you yet, so I'm letting you know ahead of time.
I guess I'm looking for someone to slide down my pole every once in a while, if ya catch my drift. ;) But I'm not just a pretty face with a magic cock....I'm a laidback, educated, easy person to talk to. I'm looking for that too.