CUDDLY 'N' LOVABLE
Cuddly 'n' lovable teddy bear, 46, writer, journalist, romanticist, sarcastic mensch with poor table manners but a big heart and wagging tongue.
Warm, witty, wanton woman (preferably younger, probably plump) who wants to share in laughter and libidnous lollygagging, and who appreciates a good "tongue lashing."