About Me
I'm truly Awesome!
'm looking for a stalker, not necessarily a creepy one that hides in the bushes, but you know, just an average stalker type. I'm not a stalker myself, but I think it would be kind of neat to have one, at least for awhile.I enjoy getting into metal cylindars and flying through time, watching light pass through a spinning reel of film, consuming rotten vegetation combined with yeast, and other potentially normal things. I’m really good at sticking my foot in my mouth, charming ladies with my boyish good looks and awkward lack of charm, avoiding any use of the word "gastronomy", using interrobangs, uncorking bottles of wine, oxford commas, and oxford commas.
'm looking for a stalker, not necessarily a creepy one that hides in the bushes, but you know, just an average stalker type. I'm not a stalker myself, but I think it would be kind of neat to have one, at least for awhile.I enjoy getting into metal cylindars and flying through time, watching light pass through a spinning reel of film, consuming rotten vegetation combined with yeast, and other potentially normal things. I’m really good at sticking my foot in my mouth, charming ladies with my boyish good looks and awkward lack of charm, avoiding any use of the word "gastronomy", using interrobangs, uncorking bottles of wine, oxford commas, and oxford commas.
