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HIPSTERDAD 54歳, 男, メリーランド州での生活

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メリーランド州, Millersville
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Foot massasges in the afternoon. Appointments necessary.
I have a twisted sense of humor, but don’t let that scare you because I’m emotionally secure. In my spare time I write awardwinning poetry, I manage time efficiently and volunteer as a proofreader at the local bakery. I am an expert in painting, a veteran in love and an outlaw in Bolivia. I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I’m bored, I build large suspension bridges in my back yard. On Wednesdays, after work, I repair electrical appliances free of charge. Fashion critics worldwide swoon over my original line of silk boxers and pushup bras. I once read Great Expectations, Moby Dick, and The Bible all in one day and still had time to put new shingles on the roof. I know the exact location of every item in the supermarket. Children trust me, Governments fear me. The laws of physics do not apply to me. I balance, I weave, I dodge, and I frolic. On weekends, to let off steam, I teach Yoga to stray cats. I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a 40watt light bulb & an Easy Bake Oven. I have played Hamlet on Broadway & I channel Elvis when singing Karaoke. I am looking for discreet sexual encounters in the afternoon between my business appointments.......... I feel that in order to give a woman pleasure, one must first become familiar with their partner's body.