Hello? Hello? [tap tap tap] Is this thing on?
...5'8", stout, bearded but then who isn't? Does it matter? I only want a raunchy penpal. I can write you to a screaming orgasm and then bring you back for more. Don't be shy, drop me a line! I won't bite unless you ask....
Someone nasty. Very nasty. I'm not looking for a relationship my wife is great (incidentally, I have cleared this little adventure with her). I'm just very, very horny.UPDATE: I've been doing this for a week now and though I've had a few queries, nothing has progressed from there. Is it my breath or something? I'd appreciate some critiques of my presentation, so that I can accent what works and eliminate what doesn't. Thanks for your time!