No one would ever think to try this username!
I really not short and fat but it's kinda funny in some wierd way(lol). I am in great shape, selfemployed, funny and very outgoing, but like to just relax also.
Someone thats feels the same as me: Every day I'm alive feels like a gift so I'm in need of a lady who adores gifts......Honestly, I enjoy most people excluding those that are unenjoyable, of course. If you offer something to the moment, to the energy, then you've made it more than what it was without you. All messages are welcome and any "winks" are always appreciated.