LynMurdock 51岁, 男, 住在Greater London
个人资料
- 性别
- 男
- 找
- 女
- 国家
- 英国
- 位置
- Greater London, London
- 婚恋状态
- 已婚
- 身高
- 5 ft 10 in / 179-180 cm
- 体型
- 健美
- 种族
- 亚洲人
- 宗教信仰
- 私信问我
- 职业
- 私信问我
个人介绍
Wanted: short, skinny woman who walks funny
I was born as one of the first test tube babies in a highlyclassified Pentagon experiment. An IBM supercomputer (at the time) selected a sperm and an egg from anonymous donors for their genetic predisposition to produce a mediocre social scientist. After I was born, I was raised in the laboratory by the Pentagon scientists. Then, during the Vietnam War, the whole project was secretly defunded, and all the test tube babies (including me) were thrown onto the street. From then on, I was raised by a gang of poodles. French poodles. In the Canadian mountains. So, culturally, I am FrenchCanadian (French on the poodle side, Canadian on the mountainside, but my French is not very good). I grew up happily with my poodle family, and I still have fond memories of feasting on cats during Thanksgiving (which is celebrated earlier in Canada, around the Fourth of July). All of my family died when I was 12 or 13, because, as you know, they age seven times as fast as humans. When the last of my poodle family died, I came down from the mountains and joined the human civilization. Boy, was I in for a surprise! Needless to say, I have not been the same since then. But I did eventually go to graduate school and become a mediocre social scientist. Go figure.... On a different note, I was one of the original members of the Latin teen boy band Menudo, and, in the summer of 1994, I was briefly married to Vicki Peterson, the lead guitarist of the Bangles.
I love skinny, flatchested girls with A or AA cups.
I was born as one of the first test tube babies in a highlyclassified Pentagon experiment. An IBM supercomputer (at the time) selected a sperm and an egg from anonymous donors for their genetic predisposition to produce a mediocre social scientist. After I was born, I was raised in the laboratory by the Pentagon scientists. Then, during the Vietnam War, the whole project was secretly defunded, and all the test tube babies (including me) were thrown onto the street. From then on, I was raised by a gang of poodles. French poodles. In the Canadian mountains. So, culturally, I am FrenchCanadian (French on the poodle side, Canadian on the mountainside, but my French is not very good). I grew up happily with my poodle family, and I still have fond memories of feasting on cats during Thanksgiving (which is celebrated earlier in Canada, around the Fourth of July). All of my family died when I was 12 or 13, because, as you know, they age seven times as fast as humans. When the last of my poodle family died, I came down from the mountains and joined the human civilization. Boy, was I in for a surprise! Needless to say, I have not been the same since then. But I did eventually go to graduate school and become a mediocre social scientist. Go figure.... On a different note, I was one of the original members of the Latin teen boy band Menudo, and, in the summer of 1994, I was briefly married to Vicki Peterson, the lead guitarist of the Bangles.
I love skinny, flatchested girls with A or AA cups.