Simon says: Bite Me
Are you the kind of guy who thinks before he speaks? Do practical jokes amuse you? Do you plan everyday to the second or can you be spontaneous? I try to enjoy life an don't sweat the small stuff...and you know what? It's all small stuff.
My ideal guy is 7 ft tall, rugged and ruthless when it comes to people. He viciously roots out worthless examples of human beings and only selects those worthy of his friendship.